Story behind the elephant:

So one of my coworkers and his roomate were showing us how they have to pee when they have morning wood, and explaining that they couldn’t do anything to aim besides do this > angle lol.. nehoo right as they’re explaining this.. there is a lady that goes around the bar that sells long stem roses with these cute thingies on them. So now whenever I look at this on my desk I’m going to think of my coworkers morning wood piss moments.. and the fact he says he leaves a handprint on the mirror is soo wrong LOL I’m going to have to look for it if I go to their house again

Hehehehehe I pulled something out of my purse this morning and couldn’t
help but giggle thinking about why it was bought and what was said that
night. I’ll have to explain it when I get home cuz it’s not very work
appropriate o.O;

However.. it is just a cute little thing with an inside joke 😡

So I turn incredibly playful and “friendly” when I’m drunk and I got owned so bad in guild chat when I started spitting 300 quotes at the youngin the guild XD He’s only like 16 or something. Now keep in mind Cel and Demonicka were there that night were things were ermm.. friendly! hahaha anyway here’s a good laugh now I’m going to go bury my head in a pillow ; ;

My next purse!

Wow this weekend was interesting. Not much good or bad game out of it
other than some funny stories that won’t be repeated here hahahaha =X
Can’t believe it’s Wed already…. the days go by so fast. I need to be
kept on my toes at work! 😡 I just got assigned another culture kit, so
I get to go back to the drawing board. I’m excited about this one tho,
lots of Viking influence! 😀

Gurgle gurgle x_X

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A picture says a thousand words.. thank god no one snapped one of me using the toilet as a pillow in Dennys on Wed morning KEKEKEKE…

and apparently I shake my ass like a black chick.. roflmao ; ;

Was browsing eatpoo and came acrossed this thread… but then I went through my music and wanted to list off a few that I think are shmexy ^.~

Some good foreplay songs:

A Perfect Circle – Noose
The Mars Volta – The Widow
Smashing Pumpkins – Thirty-Three
Smashing Pumpkins – In The Arms of Sleep
Smashing Pumpkins – Luna
Stone Temple Pilots – Creep
Daughter Darling – Let Me Speak
Hooverphonic – 2 Wicky
Tom McRae – A Day Like Today
Bright Eyes – A Lover I Don’t Have to Love
Deftones – Change
Slowreader – Stupid Bet
Radiohead – How to Disappear completely

Maybe I’ll come up with a new list tomorrow 🙂

Japaaaaan!!!!!!! I’m goin back to teh motherland this fall XD

I’ve felt empty lately… it’s a familiar emptiness though that I try
to fill by doing silly, stupid things. These same silly stupid things
lead me to a nasty past, soooo I’m kinda fearful of meeting or bringing
back certain people from the past aka my best friend from highschool..I
love her to death, but I was such a bad influence on her and still to
this day feel bad about it. I feel that us being chummy again like the
good ol days will resurface some rather.. haunting memories. However
people change, I’ve changed, she’s changes.. but it’s same ol same ol
with us haha 😡 It was funny to hear her say “You haven’t changed a
bit” On another note, I started actually filling my friends list on
facebook. It’s kinda cool to get in touch with all the people I went to
HS with. It’s amazing how little you talk to any of them after the
fact.. nehoo that’s my little ramble for today.

HEROES IS SOOOO GOOD!!!!!