It’s always nice to get emails from your mother that say:

The black kitty caught a big green blow fly this morning and ate
it.  She looked very smug and pleased with herself. Your dad was
grossed out.

My liver is crying 😦


Terrie’s diet for the past few days:

Wed: Lots of Vodka and Cranberry juice.
Thurs: Tequila shots, Vodka Cranberry juice, Jaeger bombs, Potato cheese soup. and massive amounts of various alcohol.
Friday: Massive amounts of Vodka Cranberry juice, and more Jaeger bombs, and Del Taco.
Saturday: Tequila shots, Bloody Marys, Screwdrivers, and some pasta and salad.
Today: Chips n Salsa, left over pasta, and the alcohol will commence tonight(making my sister buy cuz I’m flat ass broke.)

Priceless moments of the week:

Putting tampons in friends drinks and pouring cranberry juice into it.. priceless hahaha

I’m having a personal dilemma. You know usually how after you eat
lunch.. you really need to use the restroom? I had one of those days
today.. needless to say its nothing out of the norm. Anyway, you have
to understand that at my work, there is a much bigger men to women
ratio.. so we have three men’s restrooms and 1 women’s… then we have
1 unisex bathroom for showering. Anyways, I go downstairs cuz I
couldn’t hold it any longer and well… there was someone from
facilities fixing something in there. I was like errghh I got to
go….. and then he pops his head out and is like.. give me 10 minutes.
Well here’s the thing, I didn’t have 10 minutes. My options were, use a
mens restroom and possibly get fired because I did something
inappropriate, or…. use the unisex shower one. Well most people go to
the gym on their lunch breaks and use the shower after. Luckily no one
was in there so I slithered in an did my duty and waited for any
suspecting people walking by to leave. Well I didn’t hear anyone
outside, so I quickly slithered out and come to find that waiting at
the end of the hall was someone wanting to use the shower… I was like
ohhhhh geez. What’s worse is that it was a guy, and a lead at that! So
I was like oh dear god -.-; mortified because we all know guys don’t
blieve girls go #2. So I write up an email to one of the HR ladies and
say:

I wasn’t really sure who to ask, but
I thought I would ask someone from HR. Would it be possible to get a petition
going to reopen a women’s restroom upstairs? It is very inconvenient when there
a facilities person in the only restroom available to us. It is especially when
you really have to go or it’s an “emergency”. I would hate having to end up
using a men’s restroom and possibly be reprimanded for doing something
considered inappropriate when I have no other options. I do realize there is a
bigger men to women ratio, but we do have women on all the development teams.

After typing this I’m still very embarassed sitting here at my desk
hoping the same guy who went in after me, wont come to my desk asking
me not to use the shower room as a restroom. >.<;;;;;

So I tell my friend and he’s laughing hysterically at the big deal I’m
making out of this.. please girls I know you feel me on this one. So he
says:

lessthenthree: ^^
gl
you know its ok to poo if front of people 😛

Terrie: T_T; you don’t seem to understand

that girls dont poo

Then proceeds to link me to these two books:




I’m so angry but dying at the humor of the pictures.. I really hope that guy doesn’t come by my desk after this shower ;______;

Im starting to come to the conclusion that I don’t like MMO’s. They’re
such a time sync… 😦 Not to mention people such as myself get emo
over purpz and its just not worth it. I get so frustraded over the
littlest things that turn out to be a waste of time because I could be
doing something mor useful with myself you know? I still haven’t fully
unpacked since I moved in.. and I know I should but I’d rather go out
if its not important >.<

SIGH~ So I talked to John today and kept reminding him how availible I
am and told him about the boy toy I have currently. He keeps telling me
that he wants to get married soon and I said well.. if I find the right
person maybe I’ll be willing to settle down.. but I just really want to
have fun. John’s a nice guy though, I’d probably be willing to settle
with him. He made me laugh so hard at lunch today after he told me what
his guild leader said about me one day after we went to lunch. “Hit
that like an angry fist of god, shes a gamer, cute, and makes video
games for a living” I really couldn’t hold it in when I picture a geeky
mathmatician(sp?) saying this. Don’t get me wrong the doods nice, but I
couldn’t imagine him saying that about me HAHAHA~ Anyway John said he
was gunna see a movie this friday and I told him I’m going to invite
myself to see it with him and his friend cuz I seriously doubt he would
have the guts to ask me. XD I always have to say things for him its
cute…

VALENTINES DAY~ Umm…. I’m kidnapping Chris ^.^ But Iono what to eat! What’s there to eat?!!?! argh…

This weekend is paintball, I’m wondering wether I should go or not. If
I go that means I should buy a gun.. but I just finally let my bruises
heal from last month! XD My car payment is coming up, and I can afford
to get a gun but I wont have that nice lil money cushon I like to have
fun weekday drinking binges and fancy lunch/dinners. Hmmmmmm…..

I have a bad habit of burning a hole in my pocket.. but I think its
about time in investing in my apartment to make it look nice and get a
TV finally T_T; When I get the other half of my profit sharing I’m
going to invest into a tv rather than throwing it into my car/school
loans. A tv is much more needed to kill the house bordem =x

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